Dear weight lifting,
We’ve had some excellent times. I know you thought things were through between me and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, since I was unable to be in that relationship for more than 6 months. But we are back on track, and I just don’t have the time and energy for two relationships.
I still think you’re awesome – it’s just that BJJ and I were meant to be together. I’m proposing that we see each other occasionally on the side – maybe 2 days per week, POSSIBLY 3, but that totally depends on what BJJ thinks about that. I don’t want to give up on you, I just can’t emotionally commit to you.
Perhaps if things don’t end up working between me and jiu jitsu that you and I could give it another try.
Sincerely,
Jiu Jiu
Dear JiuJiu,
It makes me very sad to hear you leave me for BJJ. I know he makes you happy, but you know very well how much he has hurt you and abused you in the past. When he hurt you arm, and then your back? All the bruises? I never gave you any bruises JiuJiu, i never did. I have never been nothing but good for you, I nursed you back to health when you came to me broken by that BJJ. I supported you when you wanted to lose weight. Sure we had some heavy periods, but in the end, didnt we have good times together too? Remember that time when you swore you couldn’t lift it, but I pushed you on, and then you did it? Remember how happy you felt?
Don’t leave me JiuJiu, I will be good to you, Ill make you a stronger person than you already are. I know i will.
Sincerly,
your friend 4ever,
Weightlifting.
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaah YOU WIN, SIR!
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I’m on team Weightlifting.
Does this mean weight lifting is single now? Give him my number.
Hahahaha I love you, too. We can both see Weight Lifting on the side.
You could also just keep it casual with weightlifting, you know, a part time thing to keep your relationship with BJJ spicy
Hahahaha I love you!
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