Dear weight lifting,

We’ve had some excellent times. I know you thought things were through between me and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, since I was unable to be in that relationship for more than 6 months. But we are back on track, and I just don’t have the time and energy for two relationships.

I still think you’re awesome – it’s just that BJJ and I were meant to be together. I’m proposing that we see each other occasionally on the side – maybe 2 days per week, POSSIBLY 3, but that totally depends on what BJJ thinks about that. I don’t want to give up on you, I just can’t emotionally commit to you.

Perhaps if things don’t end up working between me and jiu jitsu that you and I could give it another try.

Sincerely,

Jiu Jiu