Yesterday I had two hits from a google search of: my right shoulder hurts. i can’t move it and when i do i scream in pain. what could be wrong?
Dear sir or madam or troll:
This could be due to several factors:
a) your arm was recently replaced with a murderer’s arm and it’s trying to kill you
b) a group of spiders have taken residence in your arm and they are biting you whenever you move your arm
c) a group of snakes have taken residence in your arm and they are biting you whenever you move your arm
d) I have no idea because DAMN IT JIM, I’m a jiujitsuka, not a doctor!
Regardless of the cause, I recommend a few courses of action:
a) stop moving it.
b) a proper gag to muffle the screams
c) go see a damn doctor/clinic/physical therapist