These are the top 5 BJJ things I currently think are super sexy. These things give me instant crushes on someone’s BJJ skills. Is that even possible? To have a crush on someone’s jiu jitsu? Well it’s true for me!
Nothing quite like a solid rear naked choke or a really firm cross collar choke. They’re exciting and fun! I prefer an arterial choke, but I do love Ezekiel Chokes!
A nice, tight butterfly guard, a really great hook in my leg, I LOVE IT. For non-BJJ people, this is when your feet are at a 90 degree angle and they have your leg or arm caught in it and just won’t let go.
3. A long sprawl
When those BJJers sprawl ALL the way out and have all their weight on their tippy toes and are doing essentially a super long pushup–it’s very exciting to watch.
4. Knee on Belly
Especially when that posted leg is stretched out straight. Oh man I fall in love.
5. A Clean Sweep
I’m talking those sweeps that are easy, clean, and that take me right over. Not the ones where I feel like a sack of potatoes, but ones where I feel like I’m flying and I get set down all gentle-like. It’s like my partner has swept my heart away with their jiu jitsu skills.
6. BONUS! BJJ humor
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So what do YOU find sexy in BJJ?** Oh crap–just realized that most people who do BJJ are men, and most of their partners are men. This was not meant to be a female only post. How about–what aspects of BJJ would YOU find sexy if your preferred gender partner did it?
**Please do not post pictures of girls in bikinis giving each other the rear naked choke. That’s what google is for.