BJJ Grrl is awesome. She totally inspired this post with her Short Answers to Search Engine Terms. Excuse me while I steal this idea.
Cat Cauliflower Ear
Don’t grapple with your kitty! Ssure enough – it’s a thing! It apparently can happen if your kitteh is overly scratching their ears – from mites or fleas, or if they get in fights. Also, they totally look badass. I want a BJJ kitty!
BJJ Blue Belt Meaning/What a blue belt should know: It means you’re still a beginner, but you know more BJJ than you did as a white belt. Other than that, it’s totally up to the instructor as to what it means. I recommend Roy Dean’s Blue Belt Requirements for a great starting place of techniques to learn and drill. It’s even available in app form.
Fight Club Rules: Sorry, we don’t talk about Fight Club here.
Female BJJ blog: BJJGrrl has the best list here http://bjjgrrl.wordpress.com/women/women-resources/
how to ask out a girl who train bjj You’d probably better check out my choose your own adventure CYOA to see how that CAN turn out. If you still decide to ask her out, here’s my advice: 1. Take no for an answer. 2. Don’t ask her out while sparring (asking a girl out while you’re in her guard – awkward!). 3. Be clear that it’s a date – seriously how awkward is that if you think you’re meeting someone to talk about BJJ and they show up with flowers. 4. Don’t mention that it’s hot she does BJJ. Gross.
bjj erotic judo male Yes please. I don’t know what you’re asking, but they should definitely exist.
foundation that won’t rub off on my partners gi in jui juitsu I don’t have an answer to this, but PLEASE don’t wear makeup in class!
are you allowed to wear makeup in jiu jitsu tournaments Please don’t! I don’t think it’s in the rule book, but dang it – bjj and makeup don’t mix! If you’re so stuck on wearing makeup, get it tattooed on.
can a woman bjj blue belt beat a man bjj blue belt What do you mean by “beat”?How much bigger or smaller is he? How much more athletic? Is he a brand new blue belt and she’s a seasoned, 4 stripe? From everything I’ve read, it often takes women longer to progress because she generally can’t muscle things through, so the sweeps have to hit dead on, or submissions – dead on, especially if she’s smaller. She-Hulk, however, different story. Some days I hold my own, some days I’m flattened.
how to get stink out of gis Wash them immediately after class. Bleach them. Try vinegar. Or if it’s permanent – chuck it and get a new one. I heard that rinsing your gi directly after class is good as well.
when are you ready for bjj promotion When your coach says so. Period.
can jiu jitsu change my life Absolutely.